And it's certainly the spice of mine. Well, that and cumin.
There was just a guest on The Colbert Report talking about correlations between certain physical traits and homosexuality. One that he mentioned was the length of index fingers as compared to ring fingers. This isn't new news, but it's not something I think about every day.
So I looked at my left hand, and the index finger is shorter than the ring finger. This apparently suggests that I am a lesbian. But then I looked at my right hand, and the index and ring finger are exactly the same length, which is the most often the case among straight women.
If anyone finds this surprising, please check the room you are in to be sure you have proper ventilation.
The only real conclusion I can draw from this is to say that I probably have two hands for a reason.