...does Girls' Night In include preseason football.
...will you see a fake-homeless guy holding up a black & gold sign that says "Homeless. Please Help. Go Steelers." (Although I do have to give him credit for knowing his audience.)
...will you walk out of Phillip Pelusi positively dripping with your own fabulousness and then some 18-year-old Cricker says, "You poppin', girl" and then you sort of want to go kill yourself.
...will you use the heater and the air-conditioner in your car not just in the same day, but in the same outing.
All true stories from my weekend here in lovely Pittsburgh.