It's kind of delicious that I got this stranger email while I'm at school.
"Hey wuts good ma how u doing? I peeped ya page and damn u looking sexxy azz hell! Wut u b gettin in2 4fun? Ya smile is also real cute, i like that alot :) Well hit me up when u getta minute ok..."
And now for some thoughts:
Did he seriously call me "ma"?
Why are letters towards the end of the alphabet cool?
His profile picture is him holding a giant stack of money.
Even if he were holding a giant stack of burritos, I wouldn't like him.
Because he probably already ate the burritos.
But he might know where to get some more.
I make really good burritos.
I want a burrito.