What is with the subject lines in my spam lately? It wants to be Chekhov, but it's just insane.
"It was a thousand times worse than the taste/smell of the dust rag."
Also, not quite as good but somewhat perplexing... "! --- Geoffrey felt a"
And right up there with "Oprah Winfrey why not?" from last week, "Paul looked at the calendar. Honda Wallpapers She could have gone out the"
Spammers...finish your sentences and I might consider getting my pen!s enlarged. Or perhaps I'll purchase the C!al!s. Or V!agra. Are limp dicks really deserving of all these exclamation points?