Just when I thought that it couldn't get any worse, I got a message from some guy literally asking me if I'd like to "have his nerdy babies." How is it that these freaks find me? And why in hell would one think I want to breed with him? Especially when in the next line he alludes to his apparent fetish for women dressed in Star Wars outfits. Oh, yeah. Because if there are two things I love in this world, it's Star Wars nerds and having their babies.
He makes me want to have my uterus scraped out as a pre-emptive strike against his DNA.