Sunday, April 22, 2007

maybe i'll have the hysterectomy anyway

Just when I thought that it couldn't get any worse, I got a message from some guy literally asking me if I'd like to "have his nerdy babies." How is it that these freaks find me? And why in hell would one think I want to breed with him? Especially when in the next line he alludes to his apparent fetish for women dressed in Star Wars outfits. Oh, yeah. Because if there are two things I love in this world, it's Star Wars nerds and having their babies.

He makes me want to have my uterus scraped out as a pre-emptive strike against his DNA.

2 comments:

Scott said...

So, did he want you dressed as Leia, Darth Vader, an Ewok, or Boba Fet? Enquiring minds want to know. I think the ewok would be the easiest; just don't shave for a month. ;-) ::smooch::

Nate said...

People who say that deserve to be castrated. End of story.