I'd just said something I'm not going to repeat here lest I offend certain persons who probably don't read this anyway, as they are most likely much too busy reading the Bible. Anyway.
Mom: You are going to rot in hell.
Me: That's okay. You'll already be there to introduce me around.
Mom: You will need no introduction. You'll already know everyone there.
Me: "Guys! What's up?!"
Mom: "God damn it, Amanda!"
Together: And that's why it would truly be hell.
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Hey, Confused Caffinated Boy here.
So I've been printing off all of your funny expirences and handing them out to my friends. We've bound a collection together, and carry it around us like a Bible.
You are seriously our hero.
:-D
I'm already here. Waiting.
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