Sunday, March 04, 2007

why i'm like this (part 934)

I'd just said something I'm not going to repeat here lest I offend certain persons who probably don't read this anyway, as they are most likely much too busy reading the Bible. Anyway.

Mom: You are going to rot in hell.
Me: That's okay. You'll already be there to introduce me around.
Mom: You will need no introduction. You'll already know everyone there.
Me: "Guys! What's up?!"
Mom: "God damn it, Amanda!"
Together: And that's why it would truly be hell.

2 comments:

Nate said...

Hey, Confused Caffinated Boy here.


So I've been printing off all of your funny expirences and handing them out to my friends. We've bound a collection together, and carry it around us like a Bible.

You are seriously our hero.

:-D

honeykbee said...

I'm already here. Waiting.