This had me laughing so hard that I started coughing. Then I drooled a little. Then I had to pee. I didn't laugh so hard I had to pee or anything. I just sort of had to pee when I started reading it and then I thought about having to pee but that thing was so funny that I kept reading and then the more aware I became of how I kind of had to pee, the more I felt like I had to pee, so by the end I was twisting in my chair and sort of bouncing.
My Wife will like the first one the most. It made me snort.