Wednesday, May 10, 2006

john gardner is spinning in his grave and somewhere, bob mooney is weeping

This had me laughing so hard that I started coughing. Then I drooled a little. Then I had to pee. I didn't laugh so hard I had to pee or anything. I just sort of had to pee when I started reading it and then I thought about having to pee but that thing was so funny that I kept reading and then the more aware I became of how I kind of had to pee, the more I felt like I had to pee, so by the end I was twisting in my chair and sort of bouncing.

My Wife will like the first one the most. It made me snort.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Two words: Burning Barn.

-The Wife

Anonymous said...

Two words: Burning Barn

cindy said...

Two words: Burning Barn.

-The Wife

Scott said...

LOL :snort: I think Debra and the horse would be fun

fhqwhgads said...

#7: Ronaldo took a quick left onto the interstate as he pitched handfulls of $100 bills out of the getaway car. "I can't believe that bitch put a dye pack in the bag" Ronaldo's heist had taken an ugly turn indeed...
Meanwhile, back at the scene of the crime, Cindy still hadn't stopped shaking. The young teller had never seen a gun before, let alone had one shoved in her face. She held back the onslaught of tears as her body started to convulse. Cindy didn't want to breakdown in front of her co-workers, so she ran into the service alley and out of view. She finally was able to catch her breath, when she felt a different pressure building inside of her...

And you all know what happened next.

cindy said...

w00t! I love you, fhqwhgads!