tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15627621.post113912683070885439..comments2023-05-11T06:34:08.419-05:00Comments on God Damn It, Amanda: chuck norris and the 18 mile loopUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15627621.post-1139322145013365632006-02-07T09:22:00.000-05:002006-02-07T09:22:00.000-05:00Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them do...Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.Scottiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04109296779124399942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15627621.post-1139257465046832092006-02-06T15:24:00.000-05:002006-02-06T15:24:00.000-05:00Chuck Norris singlehandedly brought dance back to ...Chuck Norris singlehandedly brought dance back to a town where it was once illegal.honeykbeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05691024571941093898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15627621.post-1139240543724281422006-02-06T10:42:00.000-05:002006-02-06T10:42:00.000-05:00Chuck Norris once ate two 72-ounce steaks in one h...Chuck Norris once ate two 72-ounce steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.SpangledAngelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01750010853666442102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15627621.post-1139240499626081332006-02-06T10:41:00.000-05:002006-02-06T10:41:00.000-05:00Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his ru...Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.SpangledAngelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01750010853666442102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15627621.post-1139238024128169422006-02-06T10:00:00.000-05:002006-02-06T10:00:00.000-05:00If Batman and Superman got in a fight, who would w...If Batman and Superman got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15627621.post-1139237620911378022006-02-06T09:53:00.000-05:002006-02-06T09:53:00.000-05:00OH. My. GOD. You have way too much time on your ha...OH. My. GOD. You have way too much time on your hands. Here, have some more time, it amuses me.<BR/><BR/>love,<BR/>the wifeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15627621.post-1139200735651992872006-02-05T23:38:00.000-05:002006-02-05T23:38:00.000-05:00The Eggs were great; I busted ass the whole way ho...The Eggs were great; I busted ass the whole way home! :)Scottiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04109296779124399942noreply@blogger.com